Idiotic Sportscaster Sayings
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"(Pat Summerall) To the Twenty, to the ten... theres a flag on the play... (john madden) now now now if the referee throws a flag.. dats gona tha tha tha thats gonna be a penelty.. (pat) thanks john... "
- pat summerall/john madden
long time ago!
2007-06-05
"Not only is he the quickest on the team but he is also the fastest."
- John Madden
2006-10-29
2006-11-12
"Most ball games are lost, not won."
- Casey Stengel
2006-11-08
"Pudge Rodriquez is perhaps the best defensive catcher to ever play the game. Not perhaps. Probably"
- Tim McCarver
Game 4 2006 World Series
2006-10-28
"You know the say that 99% of the game is half mental."
- John Madden
2006-10-27
"He is in a phenomenal shape"
- Bas Rutten
PRIDE Fighting
2006-10-24
"We made a lot of plays today.
(Duh - of course you made a lot of plays. So did the other team... simultaneously. How about you made some good plays or some big plays?)
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- Any sportscaster or athlete
Any game or newscast
2006-10-23
"Orlando and Houston have the two best centers in the league, and basketball is a game that has always been dominated by the teams with the best centers...well, except for the last 20 years or so with Michael Jordan, Magic, Larry Bird, Isaiah and Dr. J....but other than that...."
- Bill Walton
1996 NBA Finals Houston (Hakeem Olajuwan) vs Orlando (Shaquile O'Neil)
2006-10-23
"When you're on the road, you don't want to start out by fumbling the ball."
- Rich Gannon
Kansas City Chiefs vs. San Diego Chargers
2006-10-22
"You don't want to put your defense in a position where they have to come out and stop the other team from winning the game."
- Rich Gannon
Kansas City Chiefs vs. San Diego Chargers
2006-10-22
"The Cardinals have a good chance to turn around their organization in 2xxx (fill-in-the-year). "
- AZ Sportcasters
Any pre-game
2006-10-22
"Trip Ross makes a butt out of a football . . . everyone is amazed at his ass!"
- John Madden
Nuts and Pudding
2006-10-22
"Now, this 4th down is a direct result of a 2nd and 3rd down."
- John Madden
2005-10-25
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